In a startling weather forecast, Union Minister and BJP’s Jharkhand election in-charge, Shivraj Singh Chouhan, has warned of a new storm – no, not the one meteorologists are talking about. Forget Cyclone ‘Dana,’ because, according to Chouhan, Jharkhand has been hit by an even deadlier force: the ‘Hemant Soren-Congress corruption cyclone,’ which has been raging for five long years.

Speaking to reporters with the confidence of a seasoned storm-chaser, Chouhan declared, “We can handle Cyclone Dana, but the storm of corruption has destroyed Jharkhand. It’s been a Category 5 disaster for women’s safety and youth employment.” One could almost hear the dramatic winds howl in the background.

The Union Minister didn’t stop at weather metaphors. He likened the ruling Jharkhand Mukti Morcha (JMM) and Congress alliance to a more powerful storm than Dana itself, suggesting that the state’s political landscape is not just cloudy—it’s in the eye of a devastating hurricane. “If you want to avoid this crisis, the only evacuation plan is to uproot the Hemant Soren government,” Chouhan urged, raising eyebrows as if an emergency siren was blaring.

The BJP-NDA has prepared a five-point plan to rebuild Jharkhand after this alleged political disaster. But Chouhan didn’t delve into those specifics—perhaps to keep the suspense alive until election day.

And in true satirical style, while Jharkhand’s citizens stock up on cyclone supplies, Chouhan says they should be even more concerned about the whirlwind of corruption. After all, when the public isn’t dodging literal paper leaks, they’re facing metaphorical ones—exams, security, and governance, all flying out the window.

The BJP, apparently, has taken an oath to “clean up the mess,” but with Assembly elections just around the corner, it looks like Jharkhand’s stormy political weather is only getting started.